Team Million-Dollar-Marketing-Idea
OMFG, I had the best idea EVER when I was trying to distract myself from choking on the soot from the heater last night
(directly next to the couch, and under my head) after seeing the new preview for Lost:

Team Sawyer and Team Jack shirts!

Ideas for the back of Team
Sawyer shirts:

1) "...because if Kate doesn't make-out with him, who else will??"
2) "...because Kate likes 'nice men' too (but Jack's just plain pathetic)
3) "...because if Kate doesn't take advantage of poor, little him incapacitated in a hatch, who else will?!"
4) "...because he called Jin Chewie"
5) "...because every girl loves a bad boy (and no one likes a goody-two shoes)"
6) "...because who lets the vengeful ghost of their pseuedo real/step father they murdered, get in the way of true love?"
7) "...because he said those three little words first"
8) "...because Jack's just plain annoying"
9) "...because Sayid's love nest needs new tenants"
10)"...because he sees the freckles no one else does"

or

11) A list of all ten reasons

Any more Ideas?